It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. No, no, no.
How about, A long time ago, in a galaxy far away. . . . No, NO, NO.

So, I guess I will sound like everyone else, which is probably good, because if you are reading this statement, you probably are not looking for award-winning prose, entertainment, or a lunch menu.

After earning bachelor and master degrees from the University of Memphis, Patrick Smith earned his doctorate at Union University.  He taught 12th grade English for ten years at BHS before becoming an assistant principal.