
Listen
dear teachers and you shall hear
A
verse from the nurse now that Christmas is near.
Belly
aches, head aches, popped wires on braces
Hangnails and chapped lips and pimples on faces.
Viruses
causing GI distress
"Please
send me home cuz my hair is a mess".
Kids
with green faces approaching my door
Just
over the threshold, throw up on the floor.
Tonsils
that kiss, their throats are so sore
Glands
big as grapes, strep throat for sure.
Ear
aches and heart aches, jammed thumb or finger
Wheezles
and sneezles and coughs that just linger.
Allergic
reactions, occasional lice
Contusions
and bruises from falls on the ice.
"My
Mom knows I'm sick, I've never felt worse
She
said go to school and go to the nurse.
I
threw up on the bus, I felt like a jerk
But
you can't call my Mom, cuz she's gotta
work".
I
love being your nurse, and I love all this stuff
But
by Christmas vacation, even I've had enough.
Enjoy
Christmas break, wipe your virus slate clear
And
we'll all start anew when we come back next year!
I
hope that my poem doesn't make you feel worse
For
it comes with my love
Merry
Christmas!
Your
Nurse
